NOTHING: RANKED

Support the Nothingness

Turn nothing into something. Fund the experiment.

Choose Your Own Amount

Feed the dev (or don't)


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$1
Pittance

Barely covers server costs for an hour

  • Our eternal gratitude
  • Warm fuzzy feeling
  • Supporter badge (coming soon)
$3
Generous

Covers a coffee (or two energy drinks)

  • Everything in Pittance +
  • Feel slightly better
  • Dev sends good vibes
$5
Supporter

Actually helpful. Thank you.

  • Everything in Generous +
  • Special profile badge
  • Priority feature requests
  • Access to dev notes
$10
Legendary

You absolute legend

  • Everything in Supporter +
  • Custom achievement unlock
  • Your name in credits
  • Early access to features
  • Dev's undying gratitude

Frequently Asked Questions

Where does the money actually go?
Straight talk: It goes to me, the dev, to test a social experiment. Can free time spent building entertainment for users turn nothing into something? If this works, it funds even bigger projects - more apps, more games, all built with passion and full community interaction. It's all for fun, but also... it's rent money. This is the most honest FAQ you'll ever read on a donation page.
Is this a scam?
Nope. You're literally paying for a game about doing nothing. That's the whole bit. You know exactly what you're getting. If anything, it's the most transparent transaction on the internet.
Can I get a refund?
All donations are final. BUT - if you accidentally drop two hundred grand on here, I'll personally call you to confirm that you're actually ballin' enough to get approved for that transfer... and then yeah, here's your money back lol. For real though, if there's a genuine error or your perks don't apply, contact me immediately at Nothing.Rank3d@gmail.com and we'll sort it out.
Why would I donate to this?
Because it's hilarious. Because you want to see what happens when a stupid idea gets stupid funding. Because you believe in indie devs making weird stuff. Because clicking "Donate Nothing" is objectively funny. Pick your reason.
What payment methods do you accept?
We use Stripe which accepts all major credit cards, debit cards, Apple Pay, and Google Pay. Unfortunately we don't accept Monopoly money, cryptocurrency, or IOUs. Trust me, I've tried.