NOTHING: RANKED

Support the Nothingness

Turn nothing into something. Fund the experiment.

Meme Donation Roulette

Let fate decide your contribution

25¢
42¢
69¢
96¢
Click below to spin!

Or Go Big

$5
What you get:
• Supporter Badge: Special icon next to your name
• Profile Flair: Unique visual indicator on your profile
• Eternal Gratitude: Seriously, thank you
Supporter

Get a special badge on your profile

  • Supporter badge
  • Profile flair
  • Our eternal gratitude
$10
What you get:
• Everything in Supporter +
• 1 Premium Achievement: Choose from exclusive time-based achievements
• Profile Border: Custom border color for your profile
• Priority Support: Faster response times
Premium

Choose from exclusive achievements

  • Everything in Supporter +
  • Choose 1 premium achievement
  • Exclusive profile border
  • Priority support

Create Your Own Achievement - $100+

Immortalize yourself in Nothing: Ranked history. Design a custom time-based achievement that will be seen by all players forever.

All submissions are reviewed for appropriateness before going live

Frequently Asked Questions

Where does the money actually go?
Straight talk: It goes to me, the dev, to test a social experiment. Can free time spent building entertainment for users turn nothing into something? If this works, it funds even bigger projects - more apps, more games, all built with passion and full community interaction. It's all for fun, but also... it's rent money. This is the most honest FAQ you'll ever read on a donation page.
Is this a scam?
Nope. You're literally paying for a game about doing nothing. That's the whole bit. You know exactly what you're getting. If anything, it's the most transparent transaction on the internet.
Can I get a refund?
All donations are final. BUT - if you accidentally drop two hundred grand on here, I'll personally call you to confirm that you're actually ballin' enough to get approved for that transfer... and then yeah, here's your money back lol. For real though, if there's a genuine error or your perks don't apply, contact me immediately at Nothing.Rank3d@gmail.com and we'll sort it out.
Why would I donate to this?
Because it's hilarious. Because you want to see what happens when a stupid idea gets stupid funding. Because you believe in indie devs making weird stuff. Because 69¢ is objectively funny. Pick your reason.
How do custom achievements work?
You choose any time duration, write a name and description, and optionally add your name to it. I review all submissions to make sure they're not wildly inappropriate (some inappropriate is fine, we're not boring here), then add them to the game for everyone to unlock. Your legacy in a game about doing nothing. Beautiful.
Do I need to sign in?
Not required for basic donations, but you'll need to sign in to receive badges, achievements, and other perks tied to your account. Otherwise you're just... giving me money anonymously. Which is also fine. Weird flex but okay.
What payment methods do you accept?
We use Stripe which accepts all major credit cards, debit cards, Apple Pay, and Google Pay. Unfortunately we don't accept Monopoly money, cryptocurrency, or IOUs. Trust me, I've tried.